Monday 31 January 2011

My wife said she needed sex at least 6 time a week. I said put me down for 2. www.hovercraft-news.com
I jst asked my Doctor for a second opinion. He said, OK you are ugly also ?. www.f1hoverpodracing.com
I just found out the coloured food is called vegetables Wow. www.f1hoverpod.com
Mr friend just bought himself a blind dog the other day, he keeps bumping into things though. www.f1hp.com
What do you call a Dog that is deaf ?. Anything you want, he aint comming no matter what www.f1hoverpodracing.eu
I bought a boomerang for Christmas and spent the last month throwing it away. www.f1hoverpodracing.org
I saw a sign in the pub today, it said Free Drinks tomorrow. Can't wait to get their. www.f1hoverpodracing.com
I bought some shoes today with 50% off. When I got home there was only one in the box. www.hoverpod-news.com
A woman stopped me today and said Hi handsome. Can you tell me the way to an optician ?. www.f1-hp.com
Ive Got charm looks and personality. If I only had a memory to match, I'd know where they all are. www.f1hp.com
I'm not perfect but I'm so close it's almost frightening. www.f1hoverpodracing.eu
I'm not always right but I'm never wrong. www.hoverpod-news.com showed me the way.
I never said I was perfect. I thought I would let you work that out for yourself www.f1hoverpodracing.com
I woke up this morning to somthing ugly. Why didn't anyone tell me we had a new mirror. www.hovercraft-news.com
Many new postings today on many blogs. Don't just sit their, get searching www.hoverpod-news.com
Did you hold on to your new Years reselution ?. No, neither did I. I joined www.f1hoverpodracing.info
I woke up this morning to find that January had gone. Has anyone seen it ?. www.f1-hp.com

Friday 21 January 2011

Today I woke up to find I am just $1m short of being a millionaire. "So close eh" www.f1hoverpodracing.co.uk
I started out in Januray with nothing, and so far I have managed to keep it all www.hoverpod-news.com
Why is it that Saturday and Sunday are but one hour but Monday to Friday takes 10 years ? www.f1hoverpodracing.com
Yipa dipa dooo, it's Friday. Yipeee.

Wednesday 19 January 2011

It's been a very busy day at F1 Hoverpod Racing today, all's well Yipeee !!! www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Tuesday 18 January 2011

Monday 17 January 2011

New postings on the blogs today. Enjoy a good read with www.hoverpod-news.com !!!
Monday all went well, hope Tuesday to Friday goes just as good. www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Thursday 13 January 2011

F1 Hoverpod Racing



January 2011

Lets deal firstly with the positive things today. “Happy New Year to All of Our Fans and Supporters” for 2011.

Looking back over 2010 to which was a very eventful year for all the team at F1 Hoverpod® Racing and filled with some very positive progress in so many areas. Top of the list for all the team was the result with the Search Engines and the removal of the abusive comments to which an ongoing investigation into the source of the comments is under way, suffice to say that there is always a footprint and fingerprint with a digital DNA to which we expect a very distinct Reaction at some point.

I note that as we lobbied you all to take a long look at a certain product on the market to which we correctly informed you all had a major fault in the construction and design areas, the effect of these faults was to cause the whole structure to fail at crucial points. Whilst the manufacturer to whom has been distributing this inferior product knows who they are, the problem is that the customer is unaware. However, there has been a Reaction to the comments !!!!!. Yip, as always there is no admission to the problem but as I stipulated in my comments sticking bits of Kevlar over the weak spot will not cure the problem, it will only mask the fault. The problem with this companies Reaction is that the fault was created at the start in the mould. The hull designer to whom makes many claims in order to demonstrate credibility, when asked to substantiate their credentials manages not to produce anything except the story of “I designed the Hovercraft for the James Bond film/movie”. When you ask the film company to substantiate this, they have no recollection of Mr Kip McCullan, although the British Companies house do know of him as he has at least 2 Bankruptcies to his honour as well as a whole string of creditors.

I can now confirm that the Band Aid (sticky patches) saga has ceased. The problem is as this companies Reaction was to stop sticking patches on the weak spots, it has no development funds in which to utilise to produce a new hull and structure and as expected their answer as always is to bury their heads in the sand and hope no one notices. I would also say that the new idea of placing even more polymer resin into the corners only results in making the product stiffer and not stronger. We all remember the days when Volvo ruled the world with a product built like a tank but soon discovered the crumple zones had a far greater effect to which all car manufacturers soon followed. The Reaction to which you should have noted was to stop repeating the fault and re-design a new product with a professional team of specialists, not some fella who claims to know what he’s doing.

F1 Hoverpod® Racing places no restriction on the cost, the emphasis is on producing the very best product on the market from the outset. The design and manufacture team at F1 Hoverpod® Ltd have worked with 4 major research institutes over a period of 3 years to develop a new fibre weave and production methods to re-produce the product to a 100% consistency standard. The design team have worked tirelessly to design a structure to which address’s all the issues relating to wear and durability and the last thing on their minds was cost.

I look forward with optimism that a Reaction from the team whom we nicknamed “The Titanic” as I fear that 2011 may see the end to the poor effort and endless warranty claims to which I understand are rarely if ever settled.

The question to which should cause the best Reaction should be the obvious one. Why is it that F1 Hoverpod® Racing has won the prestigious Sir Christopher Cockerell award twice. Research is a very costly exercise to which F1 Hoverpod® Ltd places much of it’s emphasis upon, the result is that we don’t take anyone’s word for it, we check it for ourselves and make sure of it. The Reaction of old saying is “A fool rushes in where Angels fear to tread”.

A very Happy New Year from all the Team @ F1 Hoverpod® Ltd for 2011.


Team manager.
Not had a Reaction to the blogs yet, are you all awake or not checking www.hoverpod-news.com
For all those who are seeking a thrill & not on a first date. Check out www.f1hoverpodracing.com

Tuesday 11 January 2011

Did you know that the fun is still free at www.f1hoverpodracing.com
Many updates to the bloggs today. Check out the news at www.hoverpod-news.com

January 2011



What a start to 2011 ?
The East Coast of the USA as have Northern Europe suffered from heavy snow and sever disruption caused by the weather and Australia has suffered from heavy flooding. However, two very positive things to mention were that England Won the Ashes down under and F1 Hoverpod Racing Won the Sir Christopher Cockerell medal for the second time.


This year is period of announcements for the Team at F1 Hoverpod Racing and the excitement surrounding those announcements is the best so far for the fans and supporters.

many of the bloggs have been up dated recently and although the news office have been a little quiet over the festive period, I do have it on good authority that some exciting stuff is in the pipeline and offering shortly, so the word is stay tuned to the bloggs.

The snow to which has effected the Northern USA & Europe in such volume was a good period for testing the Hoverpod's ability over ice and snow and the result was fun, fun and more fun. Whilst the Hoverpod is often thought of as a marine type application, it is perfectly at home on ice and snow and travels at high speed on just about any surface.

The Team at F1 Hoverpod Racing are eagerly awaiting spring for some warmer weather and continue the developments and technical challenges.

There was a rumour that a Reaction to the comments about sticky patches meant an admission of a fault in a certain product out their, I also understand that the problem has not been rectified but ultimately solution MK2 has appeared. The truth is that masking over the inherent problem does not work, you have to engineer a 100% new hull but with no development money or budget, the only solution is to continue to repeat the old habits. Only problem there is the poor old customer.

Here at the home of F1 Hoverpod Ltd, the manufacture division only ever have one objective which is to create a perfect product from the outset and continue developments and research in order to keep ahead of the game. Perhaps some of the lesser manufacturers with such a poor development record should React to the wisdom and experience shown by all at F1 Hoverpod Ltd

Keep watching the bloggs for some breaking news coming soon.


Team Manager

Monday 10 January 2011

Friday 7 January 2011